Cigarette Speedway

Boise, ID

Hi, welcome to our dinner party. Thanks so much for coming. Is that a pie, it looks delightful... thanks for bringing it! Before you dig in, let us give you the lay of the land. First out, you may have noticed our friend Paul Stanley working the door/coat check. He is such a welcoming presence ("HOW YA DOIN' PEOPLE?!"), but still it'd be best if you kept eye contact to a minimum and moved quickly. If you feel like wetting your whistle, you can move on to our wet bar. We're so lucky to have our pals Bob and Tommy Stinson volunteering as bartenders, they really love to get a party rolling. Please be warned if they are having a particularly good night they may go ahead and hurl the beer you ordered into the brick wall above your head, and failing that, they might hold you down and give you a nice big raspberry on your tummy. Still though, we have a full bar. OK. Now that you have a drink let me make a few introductions and show you around. Here we are - Rowdy Roddy Piper, Apollonia , April O'Neill, Shoeless Joe Jackson, and Pam Grier. Gang, these are our buds we told you about. Ooh ooh, we'd love to introduce you to our guest of honor Bela Lugosi ..... well, I think he is taking a "nap". Moving on. Ah yes, over here at the piano we have the legendary Donald Fagen crooning for us. By the looks of it he is well into the Cuervo Gold, as he is now yelling at H.R. Pufnstuf about his "fine colombian" whatever that means. Finally, on to the dinner! Over there you will see your name set out on the table next to your new pals Donny and Marie Osmond, as well as Wendy O. Williams and Dee Dee King. If you'd excuse us, it's fine time for a toast. Could we have your attention please? We're Cigarette Speedway and we're from Boise, Idaho.
Cigarette Speedway